"I'm lost, and you have
the map...so just tell me
where I-35 is from
where I am and I can
get there from here."

Ed Zachary 2005.
Uh...Hallo!?!

Diz iz Ed, dis iz my page. Nice of Bladerunner to hook me up
with one page out of the 11 pages on this website, and the 15
other myspace pages he has. What a guy.

I use my telephone to make contact with the outside world,
otherwise I pretty much just stay at home and watch TV. I like
the Wheel of Fortune. I throw rocks at Pat Sajack, and also my
TV.

I only know of two other people in the world who have the
name ED, so I guess I'm pretty special like that.

I have some prank phone calls that you can buy from my CD's. I
have three CD's out right now. So hooptie doo.

Here's my hit song "DIS IZ ED":
Here's the lowdown on my CD's if ya wanna buy 'em. They are
12 bucks each, or 30 bucks for all three. no shipping charges
in the U.S.
CD#1: features:
-Motel 6 Toothbrushes
-Cab Company
-Broke Chiwahu
-Monkey Shoot
-Pet Insurance
-Dog Food Section

20 tracks total!
email me for the address.
CD#2: features:
-Linda's Wheels
-Hello Don, I quit
-Wendy, I'm dead
-Monkey Testicles
-Back over Chinese Lady
-Prepheration H

20 tracks total!
email me for the address.
CD#3: features:
-I love you too Crazy Lady
-Hot and Sour Soup
-I'm not wearing pants
-Chuck My Sponsor
-You have the Map
-Great White Interview

20 tracks total!
email me for the address.
Buy all three for 30 bucks! No shipping.
Here's one of those other Ed's I was talking about. He had to
sell all of his stuff after he killed a bunch of old ladies. Kind of
like me selling CD's, and for the same reason.