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I will make your own personal radio station.
People keep telling me that they miss hearing my show on the radio...and now
they'd rather listen to Ipod's and other brand name MP3 players...I actually
believe some of them.
So I figured now...you can do both, if you are in fact, one of these people. Damn,
huh?
You program the music...ALL THE SONGS YOU WANT in your Bladerunner MP3
Network Station.
I record the segments, with YOUR NAME, you pop them in your MP3 player in
any order, with your music. Then rearrange them again and again with
whatever music you want...and WHAMO! Your very own radio station, with your
own name personalized by The Bladerunner.
So if you're name is JENN, or DAVE, and you're having a party...you crank your
IPOD so all your wonderful party guests can hear it, and all of a sudden out of
the speakers right after your favorite Motley Crue song...here I come with...
"THIS IS THE BLADERUNNER ROCKIN' JENNS IPOD, AND ALL HER CRAZY BITCH
ASS FRIENDS BETTER RESPECT!"
So here's the package deal...You get:
25 personalized "sweeps" These are the little deals where I say "I'm the
Bladerunner rockin' Dave's Ipod". Fully produced.
10 band intro's..."Hey this is the Bladerunner whippin' out some Motley Crue,
cuz that's what Jenn wants to hear". Recorded dry, so you can lay them over a
song if you choose. You can use these on any and all songs by this artist.
10 Ed Zachary personalized sweeps "Diz is Ed Zachary, and Dave's face, looks
Ed Zachary like his ass". Fully produced.
10 Ed Zachary prank calls.
05 of my goofy ass songs, including "LINDA CAVANAUGH IS STALKING ME"
01 personalized answering machine/voice mail incoming message. "I'm the
Bladerunner...Liz isn't home right now...she's down the street punching
children at the McDonalds play land as we speak...leave a message"...
If you act now, I will throw in absolutely free...25 Comedy Crashes. The
comedy bits I'd play on my show from famous comedians.
You surround all the music you already have in your MP3 player, with my wacky
stuff I mail to you. You program the music for your own personal radio station,
and you hire me to do the voice work, plus it's personalized with your name, so
you can play it loud and impress all your friends and clergy.
All this for the low, low price of $50. That's right just fifty
bucks.
To some this may seem cheap, like I'm whoring myself out. I whored myself out
to radio for many years, the difference is...this time I won't be sitting in an
empty car lot on a Saturday afternoon trying to lure you with a free movie pass
into buying a piece of shit car you don't really want anyway.
To some of you, this may seem crazy expensive...believe it or not, this is a lot of
work to put this together. Plus imagine the awe and envy of your friends as
your very own personalized radio station blares out of the speakers of the boat
you are steering with your penis (Tommy Lee) on lake Thunderbird this
summer. Or crank up some Van Halen on your way to a concert with
Bladerunner talking about you! You don't even have to tell anyone it's all on
MP3, some people think I'm still on the air now anyway.
huh?...this COULD BE YOU!!!
You can even write some of the things I say. Answering machine message's
that people in your circle only get?...hell yeah!
50 bucks damn it.
Seriously...it would make a cool birthday gift for a friend who was into the
Bladerunner/radio stuff.
So there ya go...it's like JACK-FM kind of, except you get to program your own
music...and it's personalized. And you can keep changing the music as often
as you want so it never gets old.
Email me for address:
they'd rather listen to Ipod's and other brand name MP3 players...I actually
believe some of them.
So I figured now...you can do both, if you are in fact, one of these people. Damn,
huh?
You program the music...ALL THE SONGS YOU WANT in your Bladerunner MP3
Network Station.
I record the segments, with YOUR NAME, you pop them in your MP3 player in
any order, with your music. Then rearrange them again and again with
whatever music you want...and WHAMO! Your very own radio station, with your
own name personalized by The Bladerunner.
So if you're name is JENN, or DAVE, and you're having a party...you crank your
IPOD so all your wonderful party guests can hear it, and all of a sudden out of
the speakers right after your favorite Motley Crue song...here I come with...
"THIS IS THE BLADERUNNER ROCKIN' JENNS IPOD, AND ALL HER CRAZY BITCH
ASS FRIENDS BETTER RESPECT!"
So here's the package deal...You get:
25 personalized "sweeps" These are the little deals where I say "I'm the
Bladerunner rockin' Dave's Ipod". Fully produced.
10 band intro's..."Hey this is the Bladerunner whippin' out some Motley Crue,
cuz that's what Jenn wants to hear". Recorded dry, so you can lay them over a
song if you choose. You can use these on any and all songs by this artist.
10 Ed Zachary personalized sweeps "Diz is Ed Zachary, and Dave's face, looks
Ed Zachary like his ass". Fully produced.
10 Ed Zachary prank calls.
05 of my goofy ass songs, including "LINDA CAVANAUGH IS STALKING ME"
01 personalized answering machine/voice mail incoming message. "I'm the
Bladerunner...Liz isn't home right now...she's down the street punching
children at the McDonalds play land as we speak...leave a message"...
If you act now, I will throw in absolutely free...25 Comedy Crashes. The
comedy bits I'd play on my show from famous comedians.
You surround all the music you already have in your MP3 player, with my wacky
stuff I mail to you. You program the music for your own personal radio station,
and you hire me to do the voice work, plus it's personalized with your name, so
you can play it loud and impress all your friends and clergy.
All this for the low, low price of $50. That's right just fifty
bucks.
To some this may seem cheap, like I'm whoring myself out. I whored myself out
to radio for many years, the difference is...this time I won't be sitting in an
empty car lot on a Saturday afternoon trying to lure you with a free movie pass
into buying a piece of shit car you don't really want anyway.
To some of you, this may seem crazy expensive...believe it or not, this is a lot of
work to put this together. Plus imagine the awe and envy of your friends as
your very own personalized radio station blares out of the speakers of the boat
you are steering with your penis (Tommy Lee) on lake Thunderbird this
summer. Or crank up some Van Halen on your way to a concert with
Bladerunner talking about you! You don't even have to tell anyone it's all on
MP3, some people think I'm still on the air now anyway.
huh?...this COULD BE YOU!!!
You can even write some of the things I say. Answering machine message's
that people in your circle only get?...hell yeah!
50 bucks damn it.
Seriously...it would make a cool birthday gift for a friend who was into the
Bladerunner/radio stuff.
So there ya go...it's like JACK-FM kind of, except you get to program your own
music...and it's personalized. And you can keep changing the music as often
as you want so it never gets old.
Email me for address:
Here's a sample of what it will sound like:
